«You are in charge while I am gone!»

Appoint a “boss” as you leave.

Quick trip to the loo

«Good to be back — I missed this place.»

Gets up for the loo

«Make sure to wash your hands this time.»

As you head to the loo

«Do not become famous while I am gone.»

Heading to the bar

«If I am not back in ten minutes — order me another.»

Loud fart

«Nothing but net!»

Flushing — ideally in a public loo

«Good as new!»