«Finally — we were waiting for a reason to drink more.»

«Those who celebrate the most live the longest. Statistically proven.»

«Here is to the liver — it is on overtime tonight.»

«We are here for a good time, not a long time.»

«Anni, amori e bicchieri di vino, nun se contano mai.»

“Years, lovers and glasses of wine — never count them.” Italian toast.

«Here's to the nights we won't remember, with the friends we'll never forget.»

«Here's to getting older — the alternative is far worse.»

«May our glasses never run dry, and our friends never leave before we do.»

«It's not how much you drink, it's who you drink with. And a little bit how much.»

«To those of us who are here — and to those who aren't: they don't know what they're missing.»