Who's had a bit too much

«Good thing you know your limits!»

Tørr ironi – «næringsvett» betyr å vite hva som er bra for deg.

Complains about literally anything

«Grown man, btw.»

Someone your age or older

«Just start calling them “lil bro”.»

Says something negative about themselves

«I was not going to say anything, but I am glad you did.»

«If you could change one thing about yourself — other than the obvious — what would it be?»

«You are not stupid — you just have bad luck when you think.»

«Anyone can be wrong, but you abuse the privilege.»

Brags or exaggerates

«Do go on — I love fairy tales.»

«You should have come with an instruction manual.»

Tells the same story again

«It gets better every time. Almost.»

«I am not judging you. I am studying you.»

«You have the confidence of someone with no idea what is going on.»

«You are living proof that evolution can go in reverse.»

«If stupidity could fly, you would own an airline.»

Asks something obvious

«Google does exist, you know.»

Is grumpy

«Who took your sweets?»

«just one more thing»

«Historically, it has never been just one thing.»

«trust me»

«That is exactly how it went wrong last time.»

«You are probably the first person I have met who has actually reached their full potential.»

Describing someone as slow

«I think I stand faster than they walk.»