Toast wisdom

«I generally avoid temptation — unless I cannot resist it.»

«Alcohol solves nothing. Then again, neither does milk.»

«One more and I am funny. That is science.»

Told not to drink on an empty stomach

«Relax — I ate yesterday.»

A mate says he is staying in

«Well, of course I am a bit upset when you say you are not coming out. One does worry you might have gone teetotal. That would be dreadful. A large part of our friendship is built on downing spirits together. Without that — honestly, I am not sure we have much in common.»

Who's had a bit too much

«Good thing you know your limits!»

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