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They speak at a normal volume

«There is no need to shout.»

Yawns

«Do not let me bore you.»

Looking rough

«You alright? You look like the guy in the zombie film who has been bitten but is keeping it quiet.»

«Your dancing should come with a warning label.»

Sings the wrong lyrics

«Close. Not even remotely — but close.»

Photographs their food

«Are you going to eat it or adopt it?»

Just says your name

«Have not heard that name in years…»

Stumbles over their words

«Could not have said it better myself.»

Misbehaves

«You are acting like that when Santa is watching?»

Shown baby photos

«Yep, that looks like a baby.»

Apologises for something trivial

«You should be.»

Sneezes more than once

«Alright, we heard you!»

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